THE OUTHOUSE PROMISE
"We don't do stale.·We don't do corporate.·We just roast it right."
— From the roaster to your doorstep in under a week. That's the whole pitch.
SHOP THE GRIND
The Lineup.
Three roasts, two formats, zero filler. Pick your weapon — or grab the whole arsenal.
02 / HOW IT WORKS
From roaster to your door.No bullshit.
You Order
You hit 'buy now' and our system lights up. No corporate red tape, no warehouse shuffle.
We Roast
Within 1–2 days, your beans hit the drum. Small batch. Bold flavor. None of that grocery-store burnt.
We Bag & Ship
Bagged tight, labeled, hauled to USPS — same day. Fresh means fresh, not 'fresh-ish.'
You Brew
Rip the bag, grind it up, brew something that actually tastes like coffee should.
03 / THE CREW
Real coffee.
Real people.
"Outhouse Coffee is my weekend ritual. I sip it during my morning commute and it keeps me ready for the day."
— Hannah S. · Pasadena, CA
SHOP THE GOODS
Wear the Brand.
Caps, tees, and mugs built like the coffee — heavyweight, no-nonsense, gold-stamped.
FOR THE SHOP, THE SHED, THE SQUAD
Stock the real stuff on your shelf.
Wholesale accounts for cafés, gyms, garages, and gear shops. We roast it, you sell it, your customers come back. Single-bag minimums, real margins, no membership BS.
05 / THE JOURNAL
Stories from
the dirt.
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Never run out. Never pay full price.
Set it, forget it. Fresh roast on your schedule — every two, four, or six weeks. Skip, pause, or cancel any time. Subscribers always get 15% off.